Today in things that are not true.
Ted Mosby: Do you know that when you make up a statistic, you always use 83%?
Barney Stinson Fox News: You think I’m lying? Well have you done any surveys on the subject?
I am the one and only Wishful Goddess. I hate almost everything and everybody (this most likely includes you and everything you stand for). I am the Jolt Cola of evil. My presence can only mean pain. I cannot seem to get the hang of this thing they call "sleep". I am the reincarnation of Jim Morrison. My blood is liquid insanity. I sit here on my shelf and collect dust. I am small and I do not take up much space. I am emo, but I am on medication for it. I am immune to gravity. Sometimes I am dead.
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