I am the one and only Wishful Goddess. I hate almost everything and everybody (this most likely includes you and everything you stand for). I am the Jolt Cola of evil. My presence can only mean pain. I cannot seem to get the hang of this thing they call "sleep". I am the reincarnation of Jim Morrison. My blood is liquid insanity. I sit here on my shelf and collect dust. I am small and I do not take up much space. I am emo, but I am on medication for it. I am immune to gravity. Sometimes I am dead.